Wednesday, November 20, 2013

Unfortunate Wisdom: Facelifts

Yes, I am cursed with wisdom, and unfortunately, I have no answers for you on facelifts. If you can afford it, proceed with caution, it is not the answer to happiness, but it can make you feel better even though not one person around you gives a darn.

Here is a secret to pass along: The number one relationship in your life [aside from yourself] is with your plastic surgeon. Stars from the old studio system had free access to the best professionals in makeup, hair, style, dance, athletics, exercise, you name it. If you were lucky enough to be a contract player, and even establish yourself as a star, you learned that nobody waits until they are 40, 50, 60...to start plastic surgery. They start as children. Whether it be simple braces or plastic retainer on the teeth as a youngster, to the nose job when they are a teenager, to eyelifts and subtle jawline lifts in their 20's, so they don't end up looking like the photo below when they are 50. Yes, this celebrity seems to have started all her plastic sugery in her 40's, as you can see, it didn't work. And I might be so bold as to guess she stopped using botox, and the result is the once-swollen tight skin has shrunk to this wrinkled mess we see here:




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