Sunday, February 16, 2014

Red Carpet Class

I love watching the annual awards shows, yet prefer BAFTA over the Oscars. The Oscars are so overblown and are just one giant commercial to market all the Hollywood films to foreign markets. But if you are a betting person, take note that the Oscars copy from BAFTA, since we are in bed with Britain with movie making.

Here are red carpet style tips using a few celebrities at BAFTA that you can learn from and avoid:


Oprah was sewn into this Stella McCartney number and she shouldn't have wasted the time. It's old lady. Ditch the satin belt, ditch the old lady lace, and it might have potential, it should flow loosely, with gathering just under the breast. Oprah should have also chosen a less expensive designer so she could have afforded someone to do her hair, she looked messy. A nice upswept hairdo would have worked better.

Another style mistake, why spend so much money on couture and skip the hairdresser? The low scraggly ponytail  and flat hair was a crime with the pretty dress. I'm also not a fan of no purse. A pretty girl in a pretty gown should be carrying a small purse that sparkles in her hands.


More tiresome cliche from this obnoxious couple. Angelina is filled with so much plastic in her face and body she can hardly move. Maybe for her next pre-cancer surgery doctors can fix her mannish jawline and under bite. Brad could care less what his wife does or how they look since he's in it for the free booze and it shows. So, take note men, take an interest in what you and your wife look like when you go out on the town. Then maybe you won't end up looking stupid.



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